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 | Back again !!! lol !! Sorry for the delay .... been on a "pervquest" ... like the "perv with a thousand faces" ..... will explain later for the non-Joseph Campbell fans ........ First, my hat tip to Ted Kennedy .... I think he and I were the last of the hardcore liberals who recognized that republicans were real people who shouldn't all be shot. But I guess recent developments might explain his endorsement of Obama. Don't get me started !! Ok .... ya got me started ..... When's the last pres. election that had the slogan "the same old shit" ....?? It's always "new" . Give me a break !! And your vote counts about as much as when the new guy in prison votes for "no" for anal sex ...... Best comparison I could think of ...... And now that Hillary is about to concede .... it should get interesting. Obama and Hilly on the same ticket ? Maybe my ex and I should start a marriage counseling business . BTW: Has anyone noticed the futile efforts recently to make ashton kutcher a sex symbol..... who accepted that job ??? Moron's Movie Must See: "Can't Buy Me Love" , Patrick Dempsey in his callow youth. And whatever happened to Amanda Peterson? Adios blogeros moron |
 | I'm baaaaack ..... sorry for the absence .... work, isp, and other distracting issues. Also, a bout with depression !! Got a solicitation call from the DFW National Veterans Cemetary wanting to know if I wanted to be buried there. Of course I told them "not yet" ..... but it was one of those mortality reminders that come along every so often... >= ( As for the email I got from the Cameron Diaz fan .... I wasn't talking about that "Charlies Angels" , I haven't even seen those movies..... I was talking about the original "Charlie's Angels" ... it was a detective TV show about 3 female private eyes who worked for a mysterious, unseen guy named John Forsythe .... it starred Farrah "BigHair" Fawcett, Kate "ShortLegs" Jackson, and Jaclyn "DoThesePantsMakeMyButtLookBig" Smith..... Annnnyway ...... as soon as get caught up on current cultural events, I'll continue to offer my unique perspective. hasta luego, blogeros !! moron |
| lol .... Been watching the pres. campaigns ?? Ever notice how the news media thinks that if they talk about something enough, it will happen ?? And when it doesn't.... they talk about what the politicians did wrong !! And I am "amused" at Obama and his team being so "incensed" at the media attention that Rev. Jeremiah has brought ...... When ya run for President.... saying "Oh, just never mind that ...." doesn't wash ..... Welcome to politics !!! Ok, Ok.... maybe I was little tough on "Charlie's Angels" .... They did have some interesting episodes. Like the one where Kelly and Kris found out they were fuckin' the same guy ..... It was the '70's, but it was primetime TV, so, no talk about 3somes or anything like that !! Fortunately, the guy was killed before the episode was over, so order was restored .... Well, not fortunate for the guy though. BTW: Didn't I tell ya that Miley Cyrus was "spooky" ?? lol !!! Moron's Movie Must See: "The Company of Wolves" . One of director Neil Jordan's (Crying Game) early efforts. Adios d'ahora blogeros moron |
| Ok..... Part of my "job" involves watching daytime TV.... While perving the web, I am kept company by sitcom/drama reruns and syndications, news, game shows, and shows about attractive judges with smartass attitudes...... I think Perry Mason is my favorite. It's such a ground breaking show. A show about a gay lawyer, made back in the '50's ..... This was waaaaay before Matlock !! Perry, his "faghag" Della Street, his long-time-companion Paul Drake provided us with clever, innovative programming in a repressive culture. I’ll save Andy and Aunt Bee for a later discussion. As for Charlie's Angels... well, let's just say I'm glad I don't remember most of the '70's..... I do kinda miss ‘big hair’ and disco clothes though...... And of course Hogan's Heroes .... without that show we would have never realized the kind of hilarity that went on in WWII POW camps. ( I’ll try and cover the other genres as time permits ) BTW: Another erotic dream about Tina Fey. Seems every talk show I turn to, she's there.... and endless TV/film promos..... she's everywhere ..... I think she's trying to tantalize ;me !!! Moron's Must see Movies "Big Trouble in Little China." by John Carpenter. starring Kurt Russell in the title role, "Jack Burton." hasta luego, blogeros !! moron |
| Dr. Phil !! What where you thinking ??? Bailing out the ringleader of the Florida cheerleader beating ? Maybe he was have her and her minions beat up Britney spears and her mother ..... Anyway, it's been decided that they will be tried as adults. With conspiracy and kidnapping possible charges, seems right. You can find "girl fight" vids all over the net, but those are mostly "jacked" are done by spectators. To do one with intent, is different. It will be interesting to find out more about the "intent." It appears they were cheerleaders, because they were worried about missing cheerleader practice. So they must be "popular." If it's any solace to them ... 16 to 18 year old cheerleaders are very popular in women's prisons. When Large Marge and her girls tell them they are going to teach them some new "yells" ..... well, I'm sure you've seen those movies ..... later for now... will try and get some more "gems" up as soon as possible..... hasta luego, blogeros !! moron http://moronology.thumblogger.com/home/ http://www.rude.com/moron91146
Moron Movie Must See: Caged Heat. Produced by Roger Corman, Directed by Jonathan Demme. Starring the immortal Erica Gavin....... BTW : Does anyone else have erotic dreams about Tina Fey ?? |
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